The Cabinet Business
Starring:
Mike the Cabinet Maker
Jimmy the Factory Man
Shawn the Inventor
Extras who like Cabinets
Mike is an expert in making cabinets.
People buy Mike's cabinets because they are valuable.
Mike is only one person so he can only build and sell a few cabinets
even though he knows everyone will love them.
Jimmy owns a factory that has cabinet making machines.
The process of making cabinets is laborious, but Jimmy has a
manufacturing system.
Jimmy's ships to retailers every night with trucks full of Mike's cabinets.
Mike and Jimmy make a bunch of money and people are happy.
Jimmy buys bigger factories, trucks and distribution systems with his money.
Mike keeps on designing cabinets and making money.
Jimmy wants more and contracts Mike to design five more cabinets for him.
Jimmy gets Mike to design a brand new cabinet.
He pays Mike a little bit in advance to buy the materials to do it.
He doesn't care if Mike messes up because Mike owes him anyways.
Jimmy decides to not even build the cabinet that Mike just designed
and asks Mike to pay him back.
Mike thought the cabinet design was his best yet so he tries to sell
the design to another manufacturer.
Jimmy tells the other cabinet manufacturer that they have to pay Jimmy
what his revenue would be for Mike's next five cabinets in order to
get Mike.
Jimmy is mad that Mike would try to sell a cabinet that he designed to
someone else.
Now when Jimmy sells cabinets, he takes out his marketing costs, sales
costs, manufacturing, supplies and any money that Mike owes him for
the advance before even splitting it with Mike.
Jimmy doesn't care if he works with Mike anymore so he decides to take
an extra 20% on every order for potential breakage because sometimes
the cabinets are damaged in shipping.
Mike realizes that he can't make any profits working with Jimmy
anymore and that he can't design cabinets for any other manufacturer
because of his contract with Jimmy, so Mike quits.
Jimmy calls Mike and reminds him that he has to design four more
cabinets or buy himself out of his contract.
Mike tells Jimmy to sue him. Jimmy does and wins.
Since Jimmy has an exclusive agreement to build Mike's cabinets, he
decides he can sell single fixtures.
Since he makes them in his factory and already has the rights, he
doesn't need to pay Mike.
Jimmy's mouth waters about radio and the potential to advertise.
Jimmy sells a cabinet fixture in advance of his newest cabinet with
radio promotion.
Now customers can upgrade their existing cabinets with a brand new
fixture and then go buy the new cabinet when it comes out. A perfect
match.
Customers love getting more value and are happy to pay for it.
Jimmy hones his business formula and looks for more marketable cabinet makers.
Jimmy decided Mike's cabinets were still the best, and offers Mike a
new advance to come back.
He explains to Mike that others would build the cabinets for less.
Mike understands and agrees to a smaller percentage so he can be happy
designing cabinets again.
Jimmy takes the extra money and buys the radio stations.
Then he buys the TV stations. Then he buys the stores and agencies.
Then Jimmy convinces wood makers to give him compensation for anyone
who might try and rebuild Mike's cabinets at home with their wood.
Then Jimmy fund-raises for politicians to change the laws.
Then Jimmy convinces the government to set a regulated maximum price
he would ever have to pay Mike.
Now Jimmy controls the cost, the price, and the distribution.
Jimmy's taste for cabinets isn't necessarily the best as he favors the
cabinets that make him the most money.
Oh well, Jimmy was rich.
Then some screwball came along named Shawn.
Shawn invented a cabinet making machine that anyone could own.
The machine could build Mike's fixtures and cabinets for pennies.
The new materials lacked a little in quality, but made up for it by
being indestructible during shipping.
Mike was ecstatic. Since the entire manufacturing cost was virtually
eliminated overnight, he asked Jimmy for some of the manufacturing and
breakage money back. Jimmy refused, keeping the full amount.
Shawn tried to get Jimmy to use his machine before any other
manufacturers. Jimmy didn't want to pay Shawn's price so he worked
with other cabinet makers to shut down Shawn's machine making
business. But it was too late, the machines were everywhere.
Soon, people were building Mike's fixtures and assembling them into
cabinets in their own home.
They weren't just stopping there. They were building cabinets by
every cabinet maker, even if it was just to sample them.
Mike didn't really mind because more people were discovering his
cabinets and asking him for more.
Jimmy wasn't happy.
When anyone built Mike's cabinets and gave them away for free, Jimmy
thought he was losing money.
Jimmy's marketing machine only got people more interested in cabinets.
Jimmy's empire was crumbling.
Jimmy becomes desperate and wants to regain his empire and his taste
in cabinets.
He starts suing people for building his cabinets.
He starts suing people for sharing cabinets.
Jimmy now wants to stop any potential cabinet maker big or small.
Jimmy is ruthless, he sues senior citizens and dead people.
Jimmy fund-raises for politicians to change the laws.
Jimmy tries to tax electricity customers to recover any potential lost
business because of any potential home cabinet-building activities.
Jimmy wants politicians to cut off the electricity of anyone who wants
to build his cabinets.
Jimmy wants to shut down any distribution outlet that could possibly
hold cabinets.
Jimmy wants anyone with a machine that has the potential to build his
cabinets to be shut off.
Jimmy wants to change the law so he can also sue anyone who has the
potential to build his cabinet.
New, legal cabinet makers who have embraced the new technology are at risk.
Some stage an electricity blackout in protest.
People are scared for more than cabinets.
Now all kinds of things can be built at home legally for pennies.
People have come to rely on building things and sharing them.
They are scared that the electricity will be turned off on them and
they now know that Jimmy is a shark.
People don't understand how Jimmy managed to influence their tastes in
cabinets so much. And they are frustrated.
Jimmy convinces the laws to change again.
Now a percentage of all sales made by any manufacturer will be paid to
the top few manufacturers like him -- the payouts will be a mandatory
minimum and will be based on taking a sampling of all cabinet sales
globally to determine which are the top sellers. The payouts will be
only for those who appeared in the sampling.
It seems Jimmy wants the toll booth, the pricing, the cost, the
distribution, the stores, the breakage, the machines, the electricity,
the laws, the advertising, ownership of all designs, and a percentage
from any companies that he doesn't own.
Mike just wants to design cabinets. And people just want to get
Mike's cabinets.
Jimmy is going to keep on doing his thing until the customers choose
someone else.